November 2009
6 posts
You can't spell "obstetrician" without "bacon". →
So Olivia… I think you just made it too easy for me this time. I mean c’mon. Cravings. Avocado. Cake. Bacon. You’re basically handing me the launch code to a pregnancy/food joke hydrogen bomb. But I’m not going to use it. Nope. Mainly, because I’ve already touched on these topics before in my previous posts. And I don’t like doubling up on subjects against the...
Nov 19th
City named Austin: good. Stripper named Austin:... →
So Olivia… I think we get it. You love Austin. Guess what? So does everyone who’s been there. That’s what Austin does. Austin is the free oasis standing in the corporate oil desert that is Texas. Most of the props should go to that fine round ass I like to call the University of Texas at Austin. It’s one of the biggest campuses in America and happens to create some of the...
Nov 17th
Your Pinkberry is my Zooey Deschanel. →
So Olivia… Yogurt by the ounce has taken control. Actually, I submit we can measure the time we have on this earth by what we like to eat. It’s starts off with Happy meals, then IHOP, then Keggers, then wine bars, and now you are at Pinkberry or other similar yogurt by the ounce dispensaries. Congratulations, you are almost 24. But once you start craving kitschy themed chain...
Nov 13th
Love is great. So is bacon.  →
So Olivia… Awww. You love Katherine. *squeal* Love is great. So is bacon. Don’t get it twisted. I’m not saying that love and bacon are equal. I’m just saying they are both great in their own special way. Love can fill your life. Bacon can fill your stomach. Love can make you happy. Bacon can make you hungry. Love can make you cry. Bacon you can fry. Love can consume...
Nov 11th
Let them eat cake err.... red lobster! →
So Olivia… Wow. Lobster for dinner. You must be living the high bourgeois lifestyle. Though you don’t wear a petticoat, lounge through the labyrinths of Versailles, or have servants offering courses of gluttony beside the vomitorium, you do wear a Dunder Mifflin shirt, pay a mortgage on a 3-story townhouse, and eat a red lobster for dinner. Unfortunately, not all of us are as blessed...
Nov 10th
I don't think traveling is such a good idea. →
So Olivia… I don’t think traveling is such a good idea. Well, at least traveling to all those places isn’t. Let’s run through the list: - australia (sydney/queensland) - too Warm Canadian-y - new zealand - too lord of the rings-y - peru (machu picchu) - too pokemon-y - phuket, thailand - too horny - costa rica - too Mexican-y - paris - too angry Canadian-y - london...
Nov 9th