A new year, A new skill, A new food post
So Olivia…
Hey, it’s been awhile. Anyway I appreciate your Imovie skills in the these videos you have been posting. I believe this makes it the millionth video you have made about food. OK. I think we get it. Food is awesome. I hate to play the role of movie studio exec, but I think you have more than enough potential to do more than food. OK, I lied. I love to play the role of studio exec.
My favorite part of the whole video was when you said that you got 2 free salads because the food took long. When I heard that, my jaw dropped! I was like “What!?!!” What happened to your food? Was it crowded in the restaurant? Were orders taking too long? Was there a mishap in the kitchen? Are they actually delayed or are they adding “special” topping because they thought you guys were dickweeds? I mean wow, that mere mention created this conflict, this interesting plot point which could have segued into a more investigative Jon Grisham thriller.
But it didn’t. You just went and said “Ooh how delicious” “Ooh looks good” and “Ooh sea bass and Florida and shit”. Look girl. You’ve got talent. You’ve got moxie. And you’ve got Imovie skills. So girl you got to bring it. Bring out the jokes. Bring out the flavor. Bring out your sarcastic Christian Bale impression when you go “Ooh how delicious” because girl you gots IT. Don’t make it just a new year, a new skill, a new food post. Make it Olivia.
Work it girl.
Also what’s up with Patrick’s watch? Is that a nylon band? He should dash it up and switch to leather because he’s treading a little too close to the lesbian handyman runway.
-Not Olivia
