Harrison Ford has two last names.
So Olivia…
I can understand your excitement for Harrison Ford. He’s a movie star. He’s handsome. Plus he has the voice that’ll take you away to a 17th century barn, tear at your corset and play the scene of many favorite romance novels. Thrashing of clothes? Yes please! But to me, he’s just another old dude whose career might be circling in apathy. Now, all I find interesting about Harrison Ford is that Harrison Ford has two last names.
I’m pretty sure this Extraordinary Measures movie is going to suck. How do I know? Well, well one thing, it’s a movie about cancer…. name Extraordinary Measures. I’m sorry but that’s a retarded name for a movie about cancer. Cancer patients don’t really scream Extraordinary Measures. They’re more of a “A Second Chance” or “Fiscal Miracle”. Extraordinary Measures deserves something more extraordinary, more overblown, more absolutely ridiculous. What is Extraordinary Measures? How about deciding whether or not you should shoot your grandma for the access codes to a Ukrainian missile to prevent your daughter from being injected with a retrovirus which will decimate the world’s livestock with leprosy? So unless this new Harrison Ford movie has him blasting 2 shots of salt into Nana’s chest, it’s one to be missed.
Plus Indiana Jones 4 sucked. Sucked hard. It’ll be hard to forgive him for that. He should use that diamond earring he has, and sell it for a better plot to that movie. But Mr. Ford does have a bright side. I am a Calista Flockhart fan, so he’s got that going for him.
Okay, maybe I’m a little jealous. But I’m pretty sure that movie sucks. Better luck next time Mr. Ford.
-Not Olivia
