We all come from the same place... someone's hooha.
So Olivia…
Every now and then, we need help. We need a time when someone needs to sit you down, look you straight in the eye, take your hand, and tell you the God honest truth. “Olivia, even though we’re different that doesn’t mean we can’t be cordial. Believe it or not, all of us share something important. We all come from the same place… someone’s hooha.”
“Shhhh. Don’t cry. It’s okay. I know. Trust me I know. When I found out I felt the same thing. Shocking isn’t it. But you know… we all need to know this. It keeps us humble and special at the same time. It gives us the sense of community and individuality we all desperately need in this damn glorious hellhole. That’s why you’ve got to keep this knowledge close. Keep it close to your heart. It’ll make you stronger. It’ll make you better. It’ll make you happy.”
And that is why we celebrate birthdays.
-Not Olivia
